Seattle Adventures and the CHOLA
I spent most of the past week in Seattle. I went get my things in order before I start law school. Here are some things that happened on the trip:
1. My driver's license expired 5 days before my trip and I didn't realize it until I was getting my ticket.
2. I was chosen by the ticket agents and the airport security to undergo "special security revisions"
3. The old lady sitting next to me on the plane spilled her V-8 on me.
4. I stayed at the Westin in Downtown Seattle in a fabulous room using my Starwood Points.
5. I walked chingos and visited about 20 different apartments/studios.
6. A grocery store clerk called me a terrorist American. The conversation went like this:
Clerk: are you mexican american?
Me: yes
Clerk: you look terrorist american.
Me: what? What's that.
Clerk: you know.
Me: what do Mexican American's look like?
Clerk: accents, long hair, mustache.
Me: we're not all the same. you need to visit Texas. What's a Terrorist American?
Clerk: you know (whispers), from the middle east.
Me: oh, well, ok. have a good night.
7. I went to a Mariners-Yankees baseball game.
8. I found a place to live.
9. I met two pretty damn cool professors: Stephen Burnett and Joaquin Avila.
10. I met a representative from the student group HOLA (Hispanic Organization for Legal Advacement)
11. I got the "special security revision" on the way back as well
12. I thought of the idea to to suggest a name change for HOLA. I want to call it CHOLA -- the Chicano Hispanic Organization for Legal Advancement!
14 Comments:
I think somehow you fit the non-biased-and-absolutely-random flier background check type.
6:51 AM
I've been privilaged enough to fly a lot the last couple years and EVERY SINGLE time I've flown I've been marked to get the extra security check, WTF? At least the last few times though I didn't have my breasts squeezed, now they do the back handed press against, before they would try and juice my tetas.
8:08 AM
Welcome to the great-white North were all McAllenos are suspect and quickly classified. Weren't most of the the so-called airport security officers recruited from convenience stores after 9-11? Apparently this position allows clerks to be exposed to so many different types of people of many races, that they can spot (maybe even smell) a terrorist. Do you have a picture of yourself? I want to see what a "Terrorist American" from "el campito" looks like?
You're right, HOLA sounds to gavacho friendly. It's not an in-your-face type of acronym. I would get rid of the "Hispanic" word and just use Chicano. I hate being classified so generically by the white folk.
8:40 AM
Same thing happened to me, I was selected for the special screening. They way they tell you it's like you won a prize or something, "you've been selected.." I was not happy about that since my flight was leaving in 45 minutes and the special selection line was long.
4:03 PM
terrorist american? hmmm. looks like seattle will have a lot of blogging fodder for you.
7:58 PM
Oh my! My older cousins have been terrorist americans for decades, long before 9-11. They looked "lebanese"...this is when the War in Beirut was going on in the 80's. Does anybody remember this? Anyway, they were always searched, always, for their generic terrorist look.
8:08 PM
Wow.
I can't believe it. Terrorist-American...and I thought Seattle was a liberal, progressive hub of creativity and intellectualism.
Well, I am glad to know you are getting settled. Congrats once again. I have a feeling you are going to do very well in Law School. Just don't forget about the Valley okay!
8:31 PM
Congrats...you are on your way...good luck "1L!"
12:47 AM
terrorist american...hmmm...that's why u got the special revision at the airport.
hope u have fun in seattle...my relative is moving to portland this summer...i'll be visiting the west coast more often
8:09 PM
Expired DL? That must only mean that someone recently celebrated a birthday! Y no me invitaste a la pinata - Feliz belated cumple!!!
11:03 AM
It sounds like you got a rough start out in Seattle. It's weird/ignorant that a grocery clerk would say you look like a terrorist. The clerk probably doesn't know his head from his ass. Anyway, congrats again on going law school. Will you be representing me in my criminal trial? Just kidding.
7:01 PM
It sounds like you got a rough start out in Seattle. It's weird/ignorant that a grocery clerk would say you look like a terrorist. The clerk probably doesn't know his head from his ass. Anyway, congrats again on going law school. Will you be representing me in my criminal trial? Just kidding.
7:01 PM
Terrorist American, omg.
5:24 PM
i liked how your anonumous commenter advised that 'hispanic' be dropped from the group name leaving it the more memorable name of COLA.
1:57 AM
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