I am in 1040 hell. The 1040, like the LSAT, and the SAT before that, is kicking my ass. It's like I'm taking a freakin' math test. Oh, I wish I were in the land of 1040 EZ.
Did you know most of the Mexican kids in the Valley are really good at math? The Mexicans - not the Chicanos like me. All of the Mexican kids who would come over in junior high or high school, would always do really well on Math. Their English -- well, that's another story, but their math - damn.
I sucked. I still suck. I'm having to fill out a Schedule A and a schedule D and a who the hell knows Schedule. Please, light a candle for me and my taxes.